The Lord Mayor's Lunch

The Lord Mayor, Nick Anstee, held a lunch at the Guildhall in aid of the Army Benevolent Fund, supported by Prince Charles. It was very well attended and the money raised by the silent auction and raffle exceeded £100,000. Click the heading for some more photos.

Farewell Robert Le Pirate

Charles Viale, dit Robert le Pirate, vient de mourir à 88 ans. Et avec lui, c'est la plus belle époque de la vie nocturne azuréenne qui disparaît

C'était sans doute le dernier des Mohicans, quoique plus flibustier qu'indien. Les soirées dans son restaurant du Cap-Martin ont fait le régal des journaux people du monde entier. À une époque où people voulait encore dire quelque chose.

Sa réputation est d'ailleurs venue d'outre-Atlantique où Franck Sinatra, alors au sommet de son art, ne jurait que par lui. Dans les années soixante, Onassis y amenait la Callas, Alain Delon y dînait tous les soirs avec Jane Fonda lorsqu'ils tournaient « Le Félin », BB y a peut-être dit « oui » à Gunter Sachs. Le Prince Rainier s'y rendait accompagné de Grace Kelly.

De ce haut lieu de la nuit, Ingrid Bergman, Lauren Bacall, Grégory Peck, Nat King Cole, Gina Lollobrigida, Kirk Douglas, le « Johnny » national, Bébel, Claude François, Tino Rossi, Serge Gainsbourg, Catherine Deneuve, Jean Cocteau, Jacques Brel, le roi Hussein de Jordanie, le prince Charles, Jacques Chirac, Dario Moreno, et Ursula Andress, pour ne citer qu'eux, gardent tous, pour ceux qui sont encore en vie, des souvenirs souvent impérissables... mais pas toujours avouables. Seuls quelques happy few ont pu parfois assister à ces soirées d'anthologie.

Mais pourquoi autant de stars ont-elles hanté les nuits du Cap-Martin ? Tout simplement parce que le pirate était un hôte inimitable. Le mélange de son style fantasque et de l'insouciance de ces années dorées a permis aux quelques mètres carrés de son restaurant de devenir le lieu le plus branché de la Côte. Il fallait réserver des mois à l'avance pour avoir la chance de s'asseoir à la table de Robert le pirate.

Lui était toujours torse nu. Tirait en l'air en plein restaurant. Tant et si bien que les seaux accrochés au plafond quand il pleuvait faisaient partie intégrante du décor.

Inimitable

La musique, toujours, accompagnait les frasques du pirate qui n'hésitait pas à jeter de l'huile sur le feu de son immense barbecue avant d'embrocher de son sabre la viande à cuire. Un véritable show man. Au Pirate, on cassait les assiettes, les ânes s'invitaient à la table en fin de soirée et l'on apportait avec la petite barque son café à Dino De Laurentis qui « garait » son Riva devant le restaurant.

Et que dire de cette scène restée gravée dans la mémoire d'un serveur : « Le Saint en personne est entré. Tout le monde s'est tu devant tant d'allure. Et avec son accent très british, Roger Moore, a demandé de la « leng oust ». Le pirate a mis son couteau entre les dents et a plongé pour remonter le crustacé. Bien sûr, il avait un vivier au fond de l'eau ».

Roger Moore était bien d'ailleurs l'un des seuls à pouvoir commander. Parce que chez le Pirate, c'était le Pirate en personne qui vous disait ce que vous mangiez au gré de ses humeurs.

Ses humeurs définissaient aussi le prix à payer pour ces folles soirées. Le Pirate se transformait souvent en Robin des bois. Et il n'était pas rare de voir un riche industriel italien payer sans le savoir pour des Roquebrunois désargentés attablés quelques mètres plus loin.

Des Roquebrunois et des Mentonnais pour qui Robert le pirate était une véritable légende. Pour cette génération, approchant désormais la soixantaine, le restaurant du Pirate, c'était aussi un muret où les gamins s'entassaient pour apercevoir les superbes filles qui arrivaient très apprêtées dans de grosses voitures américaines et repartaient... soutenues par les serveurs, incapables de tenir debout. Le champagne, du Don Pérignon évidemment, coulait à flot chez Robert. Lui-même avait d'ailleurs la réputation de commencer sa journée, vers 11 heures, en avalant une flûte avec un peu de cassis. Avant de prendre un bain dans sa chère Méditerranée, comme tous les jours de l'année.

Mais ce que tous ces gamins attendaient, c'était surtout les Strangers in the night.

Le moment où les lumières s'éteignaient. Quand les lanternes s'allumaient et que la chanson de Sinatra débutait. Le Pirate prenait alors la tête de son équipage de stars et traversait la rue pour aller aux « Frères de la Côte », sa boîte de nuit. Les « Strangers in the night » ont disparu désormais. La Côte est devenue plus sérieuse. Peut-être plus triste. Surtout depuis que son pirate de la nuit s'en est allé...

opoisson@nicematin.fr
From Nice-Matin March 2010

The Herbert Art Gallery and Museum, Coventry

The Herbert Art Gallery and Museum in the centre of Coventry, next to the Cathedral, held two most successful events on 31st March and 1st April, growing their visitor total well past 500,000 since reopening in the autumn 2008 after a major refurbishment and has just received the 2010  Guardian Family Friendly Museum Award. In addition, this year The Herbert is celebrating the 50th anniversary of its first opening in 1960.

The Herbert's The History of the World in 100 Objects exhibited a number of significant pieces related to Warwickshire. The event was introduced by Annie Othen of BBC Coventry, a representative from the British Museum and Ludo Keston, The Herbert's chief executive

JK Starley's Safety Bicycle

Fascinating local objects included a 500,000 year old hand axe, the JK Starley Safety Bicycle (from which all modern bicycles derive), Shakespeare's signet ring, Frank Whittle's 1943 jet engine, William Lyons's E-Type Jaguar and one of the earliest rugby balls.

The Coventry Open Arts Competition held on 1st April included a number of fine pieces, the overall winner being Marinos Thoma. Some photos of the event and exhibits can be seen here.

The Herbert has also relaunched its Friends scheme, with Margaret Rylatt as President and Peter Walters as chairman.

The Lucky Parrot

Ginny at the Luck Parrot in 2005.


Ginny Moore, the owner of the Lucky Parrot on Bellevue Road, bordering Wandsworth Common, has died after a long illness. Ginny made her shop a treasure trove for children and their parents for 30 years.

A memorial service was held for her at St Mary Magdalene Church, Trinity Road on 9th April 2010. Click the heading for some photos of The Lucky Parrot and the crowd at her memorial service and here for video of a choir singing 'Once In Royal David's City' outside in the winter of 2006.

Thoughts on Facebook and Skype

Click the heading for some discussion about Facebook and the internet generally. Contrary to what many people still think, it’s not a ‘zero-sum’ game, but instead adds exponentially to the ease with which we can interact with each other.

I was at lunch with a much older friend the other day and he asked me about Facebook. Needless to say, he didn't like the idea at all; few people of even of my age are comfortable with it but I tried to explain it to him as being like a series of postcards that you exchange with your friends – and only your friends – the additional factor being that most of your friends can see the postcards and comment on them if they wish. He still didn't like it. Oh well; despite that fact that I do still send a lot of real-lfe postcards, I wonder if he'll be proved right and I'll be seen as a shallow fellow, over-ready to adopt modern systems of self-gratification. One of my friends  Skypes me a lot and I find that takes too much of my time. I would prefer short messages on FB and longer conversations on the telephone. Unlike the phone, one is a little self-conscious on Skype (particularly as others can hear both sides of the conversation) and one can also be distracted by the keyboard and screen and liable to start footling around on the internet rather than concentrating on the conversation. On the other hand, self-consciousness diminishes on FB and one finds one's voice - mocking, ironic, literary or whatever - so that others become comfortable with your particular output and you theirs. 


I still think that FB adds a considerable amount to the sum of human happiness and detracts but a little.

Fine Cell at the V&A

The Fine Cell Event at the V&A. Click the heading for more photos and a video.

On 25th March Fine Cell held a sale and auction at the V&A which was enormously well attended. A quilt made by prisoners at HMP Wandsworth, bearing the embroidored signatures of various well-known people, was sold for £5500. The event was supported by Sir Mark Jones, the Director of the V&A and Lord Ramsbotham.

Other Fine Cell Events
Drapers Hall 2008
Leathersellers Hall 2009

The Gherkin

The view from the top floor of the Gherkin towards the Tower, Tower Bridge and the Armadillo (the Mayor's building). The huge building on this side of the river is the insurance broker Marsh.
The Gherkin - otherwise known as the Swiss Re building or 30 St Mary Axe, stands where my office used to be before the IRA blew up the Baltic Exchange with a bomb in 1992 (in the mistaken belief that it was the Stock Exchange). The bomb caused £800 million worth of damage, £200 million more than the total damage caused by the 10,000 explosions that had occurred during the Troubles in Northern Ireland up to that point. Thomas Miller had already moved some years before, but it was still a salutary experience as we hadn't moved very far, and when we were finally allowed back in I found broken glass on the chair in my office in Holland House.


Baltic Exchange Chambers - 14-20 St Mary Axe - in 1980

United Guilds' Service 2010

The City Livery Companies - the Guilds - hold their annual service at St Paul's.

The history of the service is recorded on the service sheet thus:

'At a meeting of the Masters and Prime Wardens of the Twelve Great Companies, held at Goldsmiths' hall on February 1st 1943, it was decided to hold a service in St Paul's Cathedral for the Livery Companies and Guilds of the City of London. The idea behind the service was to help lift the spirits of the City following the Blitz during the Second World War.

Having regard to the religious origins of the Companies, Thursday 25th March, 1943, Lady Day, was selected as the date for the service, being the first day of the year according to the Julian Calendar. The Right Honourable the Lodr Mayor of London, Sir Samuel Joseph, attended along with the Sherrifs and Court Aldermen and the Right Reverend The Lord Bishop of London, Dr GF Fisher, preached the sermon.

As far as records show, this was the first occasion on which all the livery Companies and Guilds of the City combined to hold a religious service. Since then, it has become an annual event and remains one of the few occasions in the calendar at which the Livery Companies and Guilds of the City can gather together as a whole.'

On this occasion, the Dean, the Right Reverend Graeme Knowles gave the Bidding, and the sermon was preached by the Right Reverend Graham James, Bishop of Norwich. The Bishop of London gave the Blessing.

I was lucky enough to attend with some fellow liverymen of the Drapers Livery Company.

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Handy Man's Workshop Tool Definitions

I am not usually given to posting witty definitions, but these are too good to miss.

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal pieces out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted project part you are working on.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say, "Ouch...."

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for setting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.

PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has an other hydraulic floor jack.

SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog poo off your boot.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength on everything you forgot to disconnect.

CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years ago by someone at Vickers, and neatly rounds off their heads.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short for their intended purpose.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as new racing seat pads, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund cheques, and rubber or plastic parts.

DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs.

It is also the next tool that you will need.

Taken from Sam Ignarski's Newsletter Bow Wave